Category: Time-Wasters

Any time-wasters not normally classed as scammers or spammers

Annoy Cold Callers By Wasting Their Time

There’s lots of ways you can waste their time

  • Pretend you can’t hear very well and make them repeat each statement several times
  • Pretend to be stupid and misunderstand everything they say
  • Repeat back to them each thing they say
  • Ask their opinion on any soap opera or reality TV series that you watch then regale them with how wonderful the programme is
  • Pretend to cry – tell them you’ve broken up with your true love and are heart broken (good for any budding actors) and pour out any anger you’re feeling.
  • Pretend you know the caller and invent a whole back story for last time you saw them and refuse to accept that they don’t know you

Any of these tricks are likely to have the caller put down the phone but it depends how well you play your part. So enjoy yourself, be creative and waste their time.

Annoy Cold Callers By Being An Answer Machine

Answer the phone like this:-

All of our operators are busy.

If you would like to leave a message that no-one will listen to then press 1 now

If you would like someone to call you back – fat chance of that, then press 2 now

If you would like to waste more of your time then press 3 now repeatedly.

And so on.

They always put the phone down after option 1

Phone Calls Asking You To Answer a Survey

The most common time wasting phone call I get recently is a survey request.  Most afternoons some idiot phones up and asks for my help with information on what I like to buy or questions about products or general survey of UK lifestyles etc. – They call it lots of things but the point is for them to ask a lot of questions that gets them information they can sell.

And that’s what they do – they sell your answers then you get inundated with calls from people you don’t want to talk to.

How do they do this?

Suppose they ask a question.

“Do you have a pet” and maybe you say you do.

Then “do you have pet insurance”. You say No.

Now your contact details can be sold to every pet insurer out there as someone who needs pet insurance. Then over the coming weeks you will get lots of phones calls starting with “I believe you haven’t insured your pet – do you realise you can be liable for any damage caused by your pet”. And so it goes on.

Every question you answer – however you answer it can lead to phone calls you don’t want.

When such an idiot phones you asking you to answer some simple questions – don’t do it.

You didn’t ask them to phone you so you can be as rude to them as you want. Or just politely say “I don’t answer surveys –don’t ever call again”.

I usually say to them “ I charge £500 to answer a survey.  Do you have the money ready to pay me. No – then get lost and don’t ever call again.”  When you go off their script they don’t know what to do, so confuse them, waste their time if you want to. But don’t answer the survey questions.