So, what rubbish emails and calls have there been to Brooklands Radio station in the last few days?

An offer of new discount shopping centre furniture – we’re a radio station, not a shopping centre.

An email titled “Win a Magnificent Delivered to Your Door” – a magnificent what? Looks like a Russian website selling medication.

A company called Hireright wants to provide background checks on new employees for us. We’re not recruiting spies currently so no thanks.

A Major James Modlin in the US Army in Iraq wants us to help him move $38 million found in barrels and it belonged to ISIS. I get 30% for helping. I think I’ll turn this one down.

A phone call. “Hello. Can I speak with the person who deals with your company’s private medical insurance?”. “No. We’re a volunteer organisation – no medical insurance.”. “Then how about you? I can do you a better deal than your current insurer”. “GET LOST!”

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