The email says that Mohammed Ahmed wants to offer me a loan of between $10 M and $500 M at 3% interest. That’s very kind but I want to borrow £2 billion at 0% interest, so he’ll have to do better.

Stefany Lusk of The Chaos Hacking Group says she has hijacked my PC and intercepted my passwords so she was able to copy my contacts list, all my confidential documents and emails and has been videoing me for hundreds of hours and will release everything to my enemies and everyone on my contact list. This is just a very common ransomware scam email by a pathetic loser. The email she claims to have hacked is a non existent one and her email was picked up in a spam trap. There are so many of these losers.

Ben Obi, in charge of bills and foreign exchange in an unnamed bank has discovered an unclaimed $9.5 M and is willing to pay me 20% of that in return for making a claim on the money under his guidance. Don’t think so – the usual scam emails about unclaimed fortunes offer at least 50% so he’s a little greedy on his non exist pile of money. I want at least 120% of any such pot of cash.

Yippee – a tax refund from HMRC and its for £795.90. The email looks well written and even contains the standard warnings that HMRC add to emails about fake messages. It claims to be a from Gov.UK but it’s actually from a Hotmail account. I don’t think HMRC send out refund notices from Hotmail accounts. Oh dear!

Wesley is making his Overnight Millionaire Mind-Hacks available now. Wowee! Never heard of the guy. There is no such thing as a millionaire mind-hack, just a dumb scammer stringing together phrases he thinks will draw people into his con. No thanks.

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