So, what’s the dumbest scam or spam on the Internet this week?

The title of the email in shouty lettering is

Outraged Seniors DEMAND The Coast Guard release new “Fountain of Youth” Drink.

That tells you everything you need to know about how pathetic the scam is going to be.

The story is that for one Coast Guard unit in San Diego, the older coast guardsmen that once struggled to keep up with the younger guys in the unit are now making mincemeat of the ‘young bucks’ in head-to-head physical fitness tests.

So, apparently this stuff is so good that it not only makes older people able to perform as young ones but in fact better than the younger ones. Yeah, right!.

The older guys in the unit have supposedly been part of secret testing of a new doctor formulated fountain of youth drink.

Part of a new scam sadly.

And a truly stupid one at that.