So, what rubbish emails and calls have there been to Brooklands Radio station in the last few days?

An email telling me that I will save £40 by throwing away my kettle. I just need to replace it with a water boiler. No thanks. I don’t need to live in a café – so I’ll keep the kettle.

An advert for absentee control software and even a 30 day free trial. We’re a volunteer organisation so this is irrelevant and in any case – snooping on staff won’t create loyalty.

A ridiculous scam email. A Dr John Wilson of The Dubai Property Show has arranged for $18 million to be transferred to me by Sky-Line courier. He just needs a set of information first – including name, address, telephone numbers, email address and password, annual income and so on.  Then it goes on to describe the consignment box as being 46m by 52m which is half the size of a football pitch. That’s pretty huge and it weighs only 41 kg apparently. I won’t be taking up this offer.

A new wonder slimming product used by the singer Adele. No chance.

Apparently research has shown how to reverse your hearing loss in 7 days. Doesn’t matter what caused the hearing loss – it can be magically restored. I’ve heard that one before.

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